Your brand, while I nap.
I'm Sadat. I take a nine-minute nap with my laptop open.
Your logo gets the screen time.
Tap a space to make an offer. Eight spots. Nine minutes. Your brand in frame.
A blurred face. An open laptop. Your brand in frame.
I'm turning my nine-minute naps into a tiny advertising experiment.
Your brand does the talking.
Make yourself seen.
A big banner or a little corner of the screen.
Pick your placement and make an offer.
| Screen placement | Format | Top approved bid | Your next move |
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All bids are in USD and reviewed before appearing here. An offer does not reserve a spot or take payment. Final sponsorship details are agreed separately.
A very simple arrangement.
Pick your spot.
Choose one of eight spaces on the laptop. Try your logo first to see how it feels in the frame.
Make your offer.
Enter your brand, bid and contact details. Your offer goes to Sadat for review, with no payment at submission.
Let me sleep on it.
Approved offers appear on the board. If your brand is a fit, we’ll agree the placement, price and video details before filming.
A few things before I doze off.
What would a sponsor get?
A chosen space on the laptop screen during a nine-minute nap video. The price, placement and publication details would be agreed before a sponsorship is confirmed.
How does bidding work?
Choose a spot and submit at least the minimum amount shown. Each new offer must beat the current approved bid by the minimum increase. Sadat reviews submissions before they appear publicly. Bidding stays open until paused; there is no automatic winner or guaranteed placement.
Will I be charged when I bid?
No. Your bid is an offer, not a payment or confirmed booking. If we agree on a sponsorship, we’ll confirm the video, placement, price and payment details separately.
What happens to my details?
Only your brand name, optional website and approved bid amount may appear on the public board. Your name, email and message are visible only in Sadat’s private bid inbox. Pending and rejected offers stay private.
Can I see my logo on the screen?
Yes. Choose “Preview logo” beside any spot, enter your brand name and add a PNG, JPG or WebP logo. Your preview stays in this browser and does not submit a bid. Open the nap display to see it beside the timer.
Why exactly nine minutes?
Because “just a quick nap” deserves a very specific timer.
Does this blur the face in my video?
The website supplies the screen shown on the laptop. Record the nap separately, then add a tracked blur over the face in your video editor.