Your brand, while I nap.
I'm Sadat. I take a five-minute nap with my laptop open.
Your logo gets the screen time.
Confirmed payments · USD
Tap a space to claim a spot. Eight spots. Five minutes. Your brand in frame.
A blurred face. An open laptop. Your brand in frame.
I'm turning my five-minute naps into a tiny advertising experiment.
Your brand does the talking.
Make yourself seen.
A big banner or a little corner of the screen.
Pick your placement and claim a spot.
| Screen placement | Format | Top paid bid | Your next move |
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All bids are one-time payments in USD. No refund for being outbid. Outbid brands remain listed. Only the final eight leaders appear in the video. The five-day auction is live. See the countdown for the closing time.
Every brand stays part of the nap.
Outbid brands remain listed here. Website placement is immediate after confirmed payment; video placement belongs to the final eight leaders.
A very simple arrangement.
Pick your spot.
Choose one of eight placements. Enter your website or X handle, bid and email.
Pay and take it.
Pay once through Stripe. After payment is confirmed, your brand takes the spot on this website until someone pays more.
Stay in the story.
If outbid, your brand stays in the supporter list. Only the final leader of each spot appears in the nap video. No refunds for being outbid.
Before you claim a cloud.
What does my payment buy?
Featured website placement until someone pays more, plus an ongoing supporter listing. Only the final leader of each of the eight spots appears in Episode 001. Payment does not guarantee video placement or a minimum number of views.
What if someone outbids me?
Their brand takes the spot and yours stays in the supporter list. There is no refund for being outbid. A later bid is a new payment for its full amount.
When does it close?
The auction runs for five days. See the live countdown above. New checkouts close when it reaches zero; existing checkouts have up to 31 minutes to finish. The five-minute timer is the nap timer, not the auction countdown.
How does checkout work?
Enter a website or X handle you own or represent, your bid and email, then pay through Stripe. Card details stay with Stripe. A spot is temporarily held during checkout to prevent simultaneous purchases. An abandoned checkout releases after about 31 minutes.
What happens to my details?
Your brand link and paid amount are public. Your email stays private. No automatic outbid emails are sent yet; check the live board for your position.
What about my logo?
Your website name or X handle appears after payment. Logo previews are stored on your own device; they are not uploaded or submitted with payment. Final video logos will be arranged with the eight leaders.